Affirmation and Negation.

Unlike French and Arabic, which have two forms of "yes,"
Si, Oui
Baale, Naam (i need to check the transliteration. --mkg]
English requires a "Yes" when answering a negative question.
Glenn--knock. knock
MG--who's there?

Glenn--I'm looking for the computer room. Is this it?
MG--No. It's not.

Glenn--knock, knock
This isn't the computer room?

MG--No. It's not. This is not the computer room.

Glenn -- knock, knock
Is this the room that placed a request?

MG. No I did not request a computer.
Glenn-- Well. Did you place any requests this past week?

MG--Yes. I did. Are you the substitute I requested?
Glenn--Do I look like a substitute ESL teacher?

MG--Yes. You look like a substitute ESL teacher.
Glenn--Do I look like a computer repair person?
MG--No. You do not.
Glenn--I don't look like a computer repair person?
MG--No. You do not.
Glenn-- I don't look like a substitute ESL teacher?
MG--Yes. You do.

Glenn--OK. Then I must be the substitute ESL teacher you requested for today.



(0:22/1:24) Austin Powers encounters his nemesis.

"I am your father."

"Really?"

"No. Not really."


Monty Python (1:20/6:07) argument clinic

Are you here today?
................ Yes. I am.
Are you absent today?
................ No. I am not.

Last revised by grosslearning, MK Gross
22 Nov 2010
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